How to fix the economy


The problem is they don’t know what the problem is.  To look at the news, you would never know the nation is swamped by debt, being invaded by a slowly rising tide of people who hate us, or that the “Millionaires and Billionaires” politicians besmirch are funding their campaigns.

After all, the beloved transvestite is not allowed in the ladies room; one presidential candidate is rude; we have no women on our bills…

What? no women on our money? Well not exactly. We have the wildly popular Susan B Anthony dollar coin.  Oh wait. They replaced that with the widely used Sacajawea dollar coin.  Oh… Yeah.  We have women on our money – but no one uses that money.

So the best thing we can do is put another woman, also another woman who held no office or had any official place in our government on another piece of money.